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Once a Sardar is going with his friend in a car.At a signal friend teels Sardar,"Just see if the Indicator light is on"Sardar looks out and says,"On- Off, On -Off, On-Off..........."

1. Why can't Sardaji's dial 911?

Because they can't find 11 on the phone.

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2. Why do Sardajis have TGIF written on their shoes?

It means Toes Go In First.
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3.What do you call a Sardaji who drink's only beer?

Just Beer Singh (T silent)
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A Doctor Joke

Once a sardaji went to a doctor to lose some weight The Doctor told him to run 8 Kmh for 300 days and he would lose 30 kilos.

After 300 days the doctor got a phone call from the sardaji saying that he had lost weight but there was one problem.

"What's the problem "asked the Doctor.The sardaji said "I lost weight ,but I am 2400kms away from home.
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How do you know a sardaji's sent you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.
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"OOO! look at that dead bird."

Sardar looked skyward and said,"Where,Where?"
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Santa and Banta

Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree banta Singh was singing lovely songs.

After some time Banta hung and was singing.Santa asked him why he was doing that.Banta replied ,"I am singing the B side."
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What do you calla sardaji who has only one drink?

Just One Singh
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Why do sardars smile during lightning storms ?

They think their picture is being taken.
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What do you do when a sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Why can't sardars make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.
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What do you see when you look at a sardajis face?

The back of his head
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Q: Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

A: "Just a sec," says the rep. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up .
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Q: A sardarji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat? A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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Q: What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?

A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her
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Sardar-Why are all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin& Martin.

Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.

Again twins & named Max & Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

Sardar :- Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'.......... Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

Man says," CHIN YU YAN "and dies.

Sardar goes to china to find meaning of friends last words.

It is" YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"
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Santa & Banta

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.

It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).
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Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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1. Why can't Sardaji's dial 911?

Because they can't find 11 on the phone.

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2. Why do Sardajis have TGIF written on their shoes?

It means Toes Go In First.

3.What do you call a Sardaji who drink's only beer?

Just Beer Singh (T silent)

A Doctor Joke

Once a sardaji went to a doctor to lose some weight The Doctor told him to run 8 Kmh for 300 days and he would lose 30 kilos.

After 300 days the doctor got a phone call from the sardaji saying that he had lost weight but there was one problem.

"What's the problem "asked the Doctor.The sardaji said "I lost weight ,but I am 2400kms away from home.

How do you know a sardaji's sent you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.

"OOO! look at that dead bird."

Sardar looked skyward and said,"Where,Where?"

Santa and Banta

Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree banta Singh was singing lovely songs.

After some time Banta hung and was singing.Santa asked him why he was doing that.Banta replied ,"I am singing the B side."

What do you calla sardaji who has only one drink?

Just One Singh

Why do sardars smile during lightning storms ?

They think their picture is being taken.

What do you do when a sardar throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why can't sardars make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

What do you see when you look at a sardajis face?

The back of his head

Q: Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

A: "Just a sec," says the rep. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up .

Q: A sardarji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat? A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?

A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her

Sardar-Why are all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin& Martin.

Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.

Again twins & named Max & Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

Sardar :- Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'.......... Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

Man says," CHIN YU YAN "and dies.

Sardar goes to china to find meaning of friends last words.

It is" YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"

Santa & Banta

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.

It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."